the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to rot food at will.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!