The power to have children at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Imortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!