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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to see through glass

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to change to justin biber

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!