The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to vote

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!