The power to run on water when there is no water

the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to turn things in to wood

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to never finish your sente

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to change your mind

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to simply walk into mordor

Batman

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

The power of minding your own business

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to see concrete yellow

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!