The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see into the present

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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i like pie.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!