The power to be a walrus

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power of fart helium

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to procrast ....

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!