- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

the power to smell like feet

the power to speak morse code .

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

A cat with human-like reflexes.

The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

The super power to kill yourself at will

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to make power orgasm on command

the ability to have a useless ability.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

Pointless Super Powers