the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!