The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The ability to vote

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!