The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to see into the present

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!