The power to hear morse code.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to rot food at will.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!