the power to shit cellulose

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!