The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!