The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to not see anything

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!