- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to read this sentence

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

Pointless Super Powers