The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to eat socks

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!