The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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yo mama

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to die

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!