The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be Justin bieber

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!