Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to be a snail

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!