the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to catch em' all

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!