The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be gay on command.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to turn into a tree

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!