- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

teleport to the place where you stand

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to hovertate

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

Pointless Super Powers