the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!