The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!