The power to rite liek dis

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to rotten food.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be powerless

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the power to get married

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!