The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!