The power to be gay on command.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to catch em' all

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!