The power to be afraid of horses.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!