The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!