- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The ability to be heard in space

Pointless Super Powers