- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to digest corn.

the power to get married

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to animate condiments

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

Pointless Super Powers