The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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yo mama

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!