- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power of hindsight

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

Pointless Super Powers