- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to die on command.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

mint berry crunch

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to rotten food.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to turn retarted

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to make money disappear.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

Pointless Super Powers