- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe out of water.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to die on command.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Pointless Super Powers