- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to poop glue.

yo mama

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers