The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!