The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to look at Sun.

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!