- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to run Crysis.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the ability to levitate

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to break bones at will.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to crap without pissing.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers