- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to read this sentence

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to turn any object into food

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

Pointless Super Powers