The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to do nothing

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to swim on land.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!