The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to jizz money

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!