The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to predict the present

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!