- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to digest corn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to even

the power to become translucent

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to look at Sun.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers