cry acid tears

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!