- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

+101

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

+99

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

+81

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

+81

the power to fail at everything you do

+81

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

+79

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

+79

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

+77

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to stop masturbating every day

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to half transform to something.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.