- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to understand irony.

the power to read your own mind

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power think five times slower.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Justin Bieber

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

Pointless Super Powers