- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Pointless Super Powers