Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!