The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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yo mama

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to predict the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!