The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!