The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!