The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to live until you die

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!