Pointless Superpowers - Pointless Super Powers

The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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do you forget them?
+4

I would take it, if I was allowed to write them down so I wouldn't forget them.
-2

flying an power
-4

My parents wouldn't mind sooo . . . gimme the powah!!!!111!!!one
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The power to spawn a lvl 1 rattata

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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