The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    I would actually like that power...

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    This is pointless but useful. I've ordered mine on Amazon Prime, should be here tomorrow. And I'll be charging for refunds if it isn't here.

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    I need this power badly I have been the paper passer in my class all year and I think I have permenant paper cut sores the inside of my left elbow

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