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Are You A Zombie?

  • "GET OUT OF MY FACE FLIES! Oh. Right. Thanks guys."

  • I'd make a bunch of horse flies eat someone from the inside-out

  • heheheh dustamancer! lols xD

  • I think this would be a effin awesome super power, nothing like making a fly fly up someones nose, clogging their airways and making them suffocate in their sleep

  • What if, in a gun fight, you summoned a horde of flies to buzz around and distract your oppenents?

  • Controll billions of flies, give them all ebola and make them crawl into the ears, nose, mouth and eyes of random people. If I had this super power, not even Batman could stop me.

  • This would actually be so awesome.

  • It'd be kind of fun to fly them around the house like a rc airplane, especially if you can see from their perspective

  • I would love this power. Houseflies annoy me so id make them fly into a bug zapper

  • This is a great ability except when you can't find flies. Which is never.

  • This would actually be awesome.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!