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Are You A Zombie?

  • "GET OUT OF MY FACE FLIES! Oh. Right. Thanks guys."

  • I'd make a bunch of horse flies eat someone from the inside-out

  • I think this would be a effin awesome super power, nothing like making a fly fly up someones nose, clogging their airways and making them suffocate in their sleep

  • I would gather a million flies, and make them carry me around!

  • uh you could easily spy on people

  • Controll billions of flies, give them all ebola and make them crawl into the ears, nose, mouth and eyes of random people. If I had this super power, not even Batman could stop me.

  • It'd be kind of fun to fly them around the house like a rc airplane, especially if you can see from their perspective

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!