The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to die on the spot

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!