- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to fire my lazer

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to speak to toasters

Pointless Super Powers